Just thought I would let you all know that I am not a sober girl right now. Oh, the joy in sangria and really strong French vodka that tastes like brown sugar. Wow, I am making a lot of mistakes, but correcting them so you cannot see. Ha, I am sneaky.
Watch me, I am super fast and super funny. I stare a lot when I am intoxicated, but since we are at the fire right now, no one can see me staring at them. I told them anyways.
The 'enter' button does not work very well.
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for twids." (From a really bad joke that Niles told about 5 minutes ago before I had to pee and write to you.) At least now, with 2 posts in one day (in one evening!), I won't have as many whinebags on my hands.
Mmmmm, I still love you.
Did I mention that I am hungry, but I keep retaining water from this food?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM! (In France, it is your bday!)
Happy Bastille Day! (Not in CAPS because it's not as important.)
I have a bad taste in my mouth and I am mad at everyone who is mean to me.
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