Check It Out Now...The Funk Soul Brotha

Right about now, the funk soul brotha.

Sup my peeps in the hood! I am so T-I-R-E-D right now that my eyelids are nearly closed. Plus, I have rock hard hair slicked back into a tight bun and a penciled-in unibrow along with black-rimmed eyes,bright blue shadow, and sonic red lipstick. I look pretty friggin hot. All this getup because I was Ivana Ivanavanavaner, one part of the duo - Ivan and Ivana Ivanavanavaner - a famous retired tango couple from Russia. Like I said last post, today was Hit Music Day and we had a dance contest tonight of which Wheaty (Ivan) and I (Ivana) were hosts.

It vas sooo gud.

I wore a blue taffeta prom dress with hiking boots while Wheaty wore a blue collared shirt and blue velvet dance pants with hiking boots. We danced around like professionals...it was so funny that Niles and Big M were practically peeing in their pants. McFly would have died if she'd have seen it - she says I am her comic relief. I think that's interesting because I never really thought of myself as funny. I know, the truth finally reveals itself. Wheaty kept saying ridiculous things like, "Dahling, you are so delicious" and "You may kiss the hhhond of my vife." It was really difficult for me to hold in the laughter. I had to stick my head backstage a few times so I could let it out. It's so funny because the kids laugh the hardest when I laugh. They like to laugh at me laughing. I relate it to that one laughing game where you lay down and put your head on someone else's stomach - and when they laugh, you laugh. Whatever. Sorry, off on a tangent. But, while we're here, I just want to tell you all that Kurt (you know, the little funny guy in my family who actually knows what guacamole is and ate 4 servings of it) loves to play the no-laugh game where you try to make everyone else laugh, but whomever actually does is out. He especially likes to play it with McFly and I because we make each other laugh so hard at the table that we are speechless for a good 5 minutes and, at this point, it is impossible to play the game. He always says, "Koko, say 'I'm a man' to McFly." We both lose it when he says that because it is so ridiculous. He asks me to say this because during the Dating Game skit when I was G Unit (who, by the way, made another appearance at AmVil today), the guys in the skit with me kept calling me "she" and "girl," so I kept having to correct them and I said, "I'm a man." No one has forgotten this, especially Kurt. All the boys go around and pretend they are G Unit - I began to tell you about this a few posts ago. It is so funny. And, apparently, I purse my lips like a gangster a lot. I guess I never knew I did that before.

LOVE FROM THE DEPTHS OF THEBE,

Smack Daddy Slamma

PS - I just ate 4 bowls of cereal. I was hungry. Every night, I go to bed super starving. It is sad, but I am not emaciated yet. No worries. It may start to get bad when my Skippy and Nutella jars are eaten.

PPS - Shout outs (and laundry) tomorrow! Until then, I think you are pintopia! (This is a new word for cool that Leaf made up when we were trying to think of new words for cool.)

I think Beef and I are walking to the nearest town for some wine tomorrow! Yesssssssssss.