URGENT UPDATE

"Good evening, everyone. It's me, Kokomachalinga McKlisenstickle here, reporting for Thèbe local news at 11pm.

Breaking news tonight: Word just in that a counselor named Kelly Nielsen (camp name Koko) has reached her limit. She is officially so tired she can't even say the ABCs, folks. What is cheese? She doesn't know, she is delirious. Here is Scabby McGee fresh on the scene."

Flash to Scabby McGee: "Everyone said she was the best counselor, but for Kelly Nielsen - alias Koko - she was too exhausted to live up to those standards."

Flash to McFly: "We all loved her so much, but I can understand it. She just kept going and going and going and going...and then today, she was gone. I just don't know why it had to be her!"

Flash to Niles: "As the director, I would just like to comment for American Village. We have no comment at this time and we wish Ms. Koko a swift recovery from her current state of exhaustion."

Flash to Scabby McGee: "Well, thank you very much. What a sad story. As you have seen, things are not well tonight for the counselors and campers at American Village in Thèbe. We will now return to our local news with Kokomachalinga. Hello, Kokomachalinga?"

Flash to Kokomachalinga: "Thank you Scabby. There you have it, folks. Another case of too many 15 hour days. And, next in our lineup tonight, the Pyrenees are crumbling because of a supposed BOOM that was too loud last night! Pepper Dopleganger has more details on this story. Pepper?"